"i bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you, don't you"
i have a reader who thinks all my entries are about him. it's terribly cute. and my evil mind keeps wanting to draft some sort of double-entendre-laden twists of phrase that will get his paranoia all torqued up ... but that would just be mean. doesn't mean i won't do it. but see, at least i've come clean ahead of time. i should get credit for that, yes?
