this weekend i went to a dinner party so fun that i can't even really tell you about it. i mean, i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you. all i can tell you is that during the course of the evening we covered the following: bartending and cocaine use, eating 10$ worth of taco bell at the end of a long weekend where you had locked yourself in the apartment with your girlfriend and an 8-ball, teachers sleeping with high school students, professors sleeping with college students, cigar smoking, meeting at a frat party and dropping acid on your first date, gay marriage, bonfires on red-alert fire days, home-wrecking, bisexuality, and last but not least, "swinging". i think the host and hostess will be hard pressed to top that performance. i mean, next time they're going to have to actually provide the aforementioned drugs. oh and strippers. then maybe.
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