transcript of a recent "presidential" speech:

in which he actually, really says the following: "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

audience response: applause.

jesus.

and in much brighter news, Mag7 is playing at Java Dave's in Midwest City tonight. Stunt Girl and i will be there. come say hi.