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so thanksgiving ... and shit. it was good. really good, actually. my sister-in-law has a bird that scares the crap out me. (he's got these intense, freaky bird eyes and he just keeps staring at me. i can actually feel his desire to peck out my eyeholes. it's palpable.) and my brother kept farting anytime he could get near me. worse than the smell of the refinery, i swear. he is so vile. and the instant we got done stuffing ourselves, my neice starts begging us to jump on the trampoline. uuuuuurrrrppp! so as you can see, it was a typical home town thanksgiving. i even got to take a nap. i'm sorry, but what is more rewarding than being surrounded by your enormous family, and being able to just lay down and sleep right through it all? i can't imagine. also, i once told marnie about this woman who couldn't say v's very well, and so i would constantly ask her about her holiday just to get her to say "thanksgiWing." man, that used to make marnie laugh until lime sherbet came out her nose.
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