why oh why oh WHY did you leave the bathroom without washing your hands? there was even a sign right there, staring you in the face while you fixed your eye makeup for god's sake, pleading with you to just wash the nasty things. is that so much to ask? or could you at least not touch your eyeholes in front of me with those cootie covered paws. *shiver* i mean, it's not as though you had to rush off to some computer emergency somewhere, did you? the real emergency occurred right there in the bathroom and you ignored it. a germ emergency. a germergency.

please do not expect me to help you with your computer this afternoon, either. i'm not touching that mouse, lady. i don't know where you've been.

oh, and it's snowing. thanksbye.