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wow. i've been living some innocent naive diaryland existence. but lately i've stumbled onto some pretty steamy copy floating around up in here. whole diary rings dedicated to gettin' busy. and i'm thinking, sweet! ... but then i read several of them ... and most of the ones i've read seem to be written by 15yo girls. and, as a "friend in the area" commented, "like a 15yo would know shit about sex." or something like that. not an exact quote. i'm sure the words were much more eloquent and had several more syllables, but you get the point, eh. although i suppose 15yo girls these days know a bit more than 15yo girls did in 1986 in ponca city, oklahoma, they still don't seem to have much of a grasp on creating interesting works of fiction. cause, seriously, people, this stuff is fiction. without getting too graphic (gotta keep it clean for the kiddies cause otherwise, these are NOT the words i would choose), i feel compelled to dispel some of the myths these diaries are purporting ... ahem ... a) every single chick in the universe does not beg for anal sex b) every single chick in the universe does not have an orgasm the instant she gets her pants off c) ... followed by about fifteen more in the space of ten minutes d) every single guy in the universe does not have the ability to have sex for hours and hours on end e) just bc three atttractive ppl are in the same room together does not mean they will spontaneously erupt into a raging threesome don't be sad, dears, this is not a bad thing. it makes the sex a bit more challenging, but, hey, that's what's fun about it, right? i guess my point is, don't believe everything you read on diaryland. wait! what? damn.
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