what in sweet christ's name are you thinking? dr. phil? what the eff does dr. phil have to do with kids? i mean seriously! other than telling moms and dads that they are "turning their kids into sissies", you big bastard! i am having a real crisis of conscience allowing my daughter to continue watching your furry little monster freak show if you're going to have guests like that. crikey! not only is his continued existence a problem for me, but this morning he proceeded to get into a verbal altercation with a puppet version of himself! and it led to blows! COME ON sesame street! SERIOUSLY! who the hell is running the show over there?!

sincerely,

hip suburban mom, former pop-culture studies major, i.e. pain-in-your-public-television-ass