stop acting like it.

and since you're such a complete jackass that you probably won't even know what i mean by that, let me clarify:

DRINKING TWO BOTTLES OF WINE IN A 5-HOUR PERIOD IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA.

never.

no matter what sturge says.

and altho this was another shining moment of stupidity on my part, it gave my husband yet another chance to prove his amazing capacity for patience and caring. i won't forget it, babe.