in other news, i am finally doing something i've wanted to do for a long time. i am disposing of all the windex, 409, tylex and other shit in my house. no, i'm not going to let the place get overrun with filth. i'm going to go au naturale with it. so my kitchen will smell like a pickle. i like pickles.

and in other other news, it's too nice outside for me to be cooped up in this freaking office. especially since there is some horrible low humming noise coming from the general vicinity of the ceiling. it is impossible to not hear it. it is making my eye twitch. i feel a long lunch coming on.

also, diane rheem (or however the hell you spell it), i know you read my website.