andre: You know, I have noticed that "Suger's" is misspelled! The first time I saw the sign for that place was during a high school journalism conference in Norman during our senior year. Spring of 1990, I do believe. Anyway, some classmates and I were walking around campus corner. We stumbled upon Tina's Guitar Shop, which was around the corner from Suger's, and that's when I saw it and said, "Wait a second. Shouldn't that have an "a" in it?" It was pretty funny! A law school classmate of mine [total moron] got into a fight an Suger's and got his leg broken! He stumbled around on crutches for months, that jackass! Great place �

dotti: a fight! at suger's! that is awesome. i never have any good stories like that, dammit. can i co-opt yours?

andre: Feel free to use the leg-breaking story on DottiOnLine. Please note: that knucklehead was no friend of mine.

dotti: one thing i can tell you about Suger's. in 1993 currency, 5 buck would get you admission, a pitcher of beer and a hot dog. let's just hope you have health insurance ...

andre: I am working on two biographical screenplays at the moment. They're both "movie of the week" material, no doubt about it. The working titles are:

What Are You Gonna Do, Shoot Me? -- The Phil Hartman Story
and
Hippos Roam Free -- The Life of Pablo Escobar [Great title, eh Reportedly, Pablo had a huge personal zoo that fell into disarray after his empire crumbled and all these exotic animals were wandering around loose on his estate.]

I'm not really writing any screenplays.

dotti: perhaps you should. i would be more excited about all this except that i ate exactly two krispy kreme donuts (doughnuts?) this morning and they have expanded in my stomach to roughly the size and texture of two large concrete blocks.

andre: I wouldn't mind a few of those Krispy Kremes. Anyone who says that they are "just doughnuts" is a fool.