oh and also i have phantom ants. i'll just walking through the living room, feel something on my arm, look down, it's an ant. or sitting at the computer, hello mr. ant on the keyboard, where did you come from? and now that i'm trying to be conscious of using nasty chemicals in and around the house i'm thinking, all right braniac, how you gonna kill these buggy bastards without the toxic death spray? any hints anyone? i've read all kinds of crazy things on the internet, but so far, none of them have really worked. i've given in to using the bait traps. i figure it's the least toxic type of toxic-bug-death i can find. nothing seeping into the ground water or my daughter's eye holes or anything. anyway, if anyone has any suggestions, i've got those little black tiny bastard ants all around the yard.

and somehow the conversation in class this morning has turned to eating things like wild pig, turkey, squirrel, cat, etc. seriously, people, it's a little early in the morning for this crap.