sorry ... i am very upset with myself. now, i know i'm a a clumsy girl. stealing a joke from MissD, i'm not just un-graceful, i'm dis-graceful! and i typically dribble a little coffee on me in the morning, and i usually get some food particles on my shirt at lunch ... but this morning ... wow, i really outdid myself. FIRST THING THIS EFFIN MORNING i had what i can only describe as a complete and total motor skills failure resulting in a catastrophic avalanche of very hot coffee allthehell over me. *sigh* and it is from this moment that i can see the entire day unfolding thusly ... and i must endure it all with a TRULY ENORMOUS sugary brown stain all down the front of my person. *sniffle*

oh, p.s. it's also in my hair.