hey, wouldn't it be funny if you met erik estrada? i mean, dude, he used to be rock hard! totally awesome! you'd be all, 'ohmygod!! you're erik estrada!!' and then you might tell him, 'oh man, i had the biggest crush on you when i was a kid!' and he would be all polite and bashful and say thanks and all. but then, it would be really funny if he said something like, 'so you don't have a crush on me anymore?'

and you'd sort of stand there, feeling awkward cause you're not sure if erik estrada is teasing you or not. and cause, he's really not the erik estrada he once was. he's sort of mushy and wrinkly these days. so you'd sort of stammer something like, 'well, heehee, i don't know. i mean, i have a boyfriend and all, you know.'

and with a straight face erik estrada would say something like, 'yeah, well i have a wife.'

and that's when you'd pretty much freak out and be like, 'man, erik estrada is hitting on me!!' and then you'd run away.

man, that would be funny.