yeah i found that on some other diaryland site, but i can't remember where now. so, sorry to whomever i stole that from. or, sorry to the person from whom i stole that. and shit.

wellllll, i don't really have what you might consider a real update. i just happen to have about fifteen free minutes cause i just finished one test and am getting ready to start another. yeah, i said test. yeah, it sounds like effin college, but it ain't. certification tests to prove that i know how to use the software that i claim to know how to use. and claim to be able to teach others to use. (lucky it's not a grammar test, i suppose.) (diaryland loves fragments!!)

i will say that i am getting increasingly lonely for outside contact now that the firewall has closed down on me like the cold cold hand of death. or the frigid hand of the government. or what have you. and somehow it's comforting to know i'm not the only one. mattbot admitted just the other day to a similar affliction: constantly sweeping the blogs of other online ramblers just to see if they've posted yet. "maybe they just updated, its been TWO WHOLE MINUTES". yeah it's kinda like that.

(side note, the top three "suggestions" from my spell check for "mattbot" are matzoth, matzo, and matzah. wtf?)

tonight we're making pizza (we make some seriously kick-ass pizza) for, to use a phrase from bobbyb, my super-cool friends D and M. i graduated college with D, and we have this eerie synergy of personality and white-trash history. she is totally wild, too. audacious in fact. she reminds me a lot of jenny mccarthy, and i consider that a compliment. she thinks she's gonna kick my ass at spades, but i got news for her!

and that's about all i can think of. time for more feats of computer strength. if you get bored, like me and mattbot, check back later. more tests means more down time and more down time means more potential for more psychological regurgitation. so good and so good for you!!