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04 September 2003
if i keep getting quality junk mail like this, i'll never have to write a real entry again
From Melissa Jade
Sent Thursday, September 4, 2003 4:04 am
To [email protected]
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Subject Earn profits, earn dark profits.

Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,

here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only). [bwa-ha!]

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10. [dammit. i only need 7. anyone wanna go in with me?]

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free. [what a deal! it's stupid NOT to buy it!]

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business. [it's about time someone cornered this market.]

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition. [i wonder if you can get some fake pesos?]

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita galleries, to keep out clients busy. [do you think they meant 'our' clients? or did they really mean 'out'? cause that really changes the meaning of that sentence ...]

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.

Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher for free. [the deals keep coming! i feel like i'm on a used car lot! how much extra for under-coating?!]

http://www.darkprofits.com

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.


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