i sincerely hope that you people don't believe everything fu tells you. that boy is full of equal parts shit and blue belly button lint. okay, that part was true. but all that crap about jeremy offering to blow him? not even close to reality. what really happened is just too humbling for fu to face. his wife got so hot over my new admittedly rockin handbag that she offered to blow me!

now i'm as much in need of some loving as the next woman with a lady-boner, but i mean, seriously, right there at the sushi place? what would the gaijin say? but i didn't wanna hurt her little feelers, so i figured out a brilliant plan. i agreed to her request and flopped the big un out on the table. well, you guessed it, she was so freaked out by the sheer size and stature that she feigned a high gag reflex and backed off. naturally, fu was too embarrassed to tell the truth on this one. and who can blame him? let him bow out gracefully on this, folks.

ps, my sisters read this web page. do you think it has kept me from really opening up?