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saturday night, squeeks and fu took me to see the weirdest effin thing ever. no, not will farrell's naked ass, although we did see that, too. no, i'm referring to a mcdonald's in good ole moore, america. "but dottionline", you say, "what could be so weird about a mcdonald's in moore, america?" WELL i will tell you!!!! how about the fact that this mcdonald's has a fireplace in the center of the dining area? with comfy, overstuffed, tapestry-covered, wingback chairs placed in a conversation-pit style arrangement around the fireplace? WTF? oh i ain't even got started yet, people! how about a wicker basket beside the chairs with tons of magazines? oh yes, and fresh roses in glass vases on each and every table? how about an enormous antiqued roman-numeral clock on one wall? and large gold-framed mirrors on others? and did i mention the freaking antique-looking sideboard, holding the trashy condiments?! this is mcdonald's, people!? fer real? it looks just like a freaking hotel lobby. a nice hotel lobby. i can't wait to go back in about two months and see just how nasty this place has gotten. how greasy and dingy the furniture will be. the chips out of the glass vases. and as fu mentioned, how many boogers there will be under the chairs. speaking of, squeeks, did you check the underside of your computer desk yet?
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