a) it ain't October, honey

b) you have NO German beer (cause Bud Light and Coors do NOT qualify)

c) you have no spicy mustard for your so-called bratwurst

d) all i see are bouncy castles and moonwalks? what's so freaking German about that?

okay, you did have a Polka band, but honestly, one Polka band does not an Octoberfest make.