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you know, i didn't really think that i wrote about that much disgusting stuff. i mean, obviously, from time to time i do, but i didn't think i really deserved the following three google hits: loudest fart drunkgirl honking boobs fyi, i am the #1 google hit for drunkgirl and honking boobs. my mother would be so proud. in other news, we're going to florida later this spring for a friend's wedding. i'm going to write the florida dept of tourism to request that they don't blow up any freaking bombs while we're there. psychos! so i would like to share with you a line from one of my very most favorite songs. it's a song i sing (or try to at least) to magnolia all the time. it's so simple. the sentiment is so pure and clear. i mean, you can send all the hallmark cards and dedicate all the soppy sentimental love songs you want but all anyone really needs to say can be summed up by: "just a piece of pecan pie and you, that's all i want."
and earlier today, the piece de resistance.
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