my poor dear husband is covered in baby poop. he's a consummate professional at diaper-changing, and because of that, he sometimes gets cocky. for example, he sometimes thinks it's okay to change magnolia's diaper while she just lays on his lap. yup. and for quite some time, he had escaped unscathed. until last night ...

last night, as he was changing her, she is laying on his legs with her head at his knees, and her butt ... is directly pointing at his stomach. his naked stomach, as he is wearing only boxer shorts.

and last night he got totally sprayed. with poop. liquidy lumpy forest green breast-milk poop.

i couldn't even help him clean up the mess cause i was too busy falling off the couch and hyperventilating.