well i have nothing coherent to say, mostly due to lack of sleep, so i'll just try to string together one or two things and make an entry out of it. weak ass, i know, but it will work.

last night i had a dream which concluded with jim carrey standing in front of me completely naked. now i am not remotely attracted to jim carrey, so i'm not sure what this was all about it. i wasn't attracted to him in the dream either, despite ... the ... um ... circumstances. (i had to try really hard not to morph that last word into something naughty ... i mean, seriously, look at it. say it out loud. come on!) anyway it was a strange thing to wake up with.

here's a great jungle brothers lyric: "man you's one baaaad jungle brother ... i never worked a day in my life; i just lay back and let the big beat leave me."
it sounds even better sped up a bit, chipmunks-stylee.

oh yeah, remember the guy who didn't know what widescreen was? i forgot to mention that he also used the phrase, "Danger! Danger, Will Rogers!" it was at this moment that i nearly wet the floor. thanks "Oops, I Crapped my Pants"! (btw, please please click that link. it is truly messed up. and i hate to be messed up all alone. thanks.)