'you don't have the tint?'

'no.'

'but you're The Tinting Place.'

'sorry?'

'you're The Tinting Place! it's like going to the movies and they tell you, 'Sorry, we don't have any movies.''

'look, you're going to have to come back tomorrow.'

'grrrrrrr.'

but i did it anyway. and the next day they had the tint. so now i've got ultra-hella-mega dark tinted windows.

now i can get busy on all those drive-by's i've been planning.